24 = most ridiculous season yet?

Imagine if you turned on your television set tonight to be greeted by the news that Barack Obama had been taken captive in the White House by Robert Mugabe and a dozen of his royal guards.

Or, better, by Omar Al-Bashiri.

How did they get in, you might ask? Easy...a five minute swim from the Potomac, which despite threat levels raised to their highest point, was somehow completely unguarded only a five minute swim from the White House.

Also, Michelle Obama is in surgery since she got taken hostage and shot.