A poem

Title: Underground

Under water grottos, caverns

Filled with apes

That eat figs.

Stepping on the figs

That the apes

Eat, they crunch.

The apes howl, bare

Their fangs, dance . . .

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What do you think? Pretty good? Or pretty bad? If you said pretty bad, you'd be correct, that poem is awful.

But I didn't write it. Barack Obama wrote it, when he was an undergrad at Occidental College.