Arizona football--

Stinks.

So does my fantasy football team. Actually, it doesn't stink. But I lost by two points, because I put in Amani Toomer (5 points) instead of Deon Branch (12 points). I made that brilliant little substitution at 10 pm Saturday night. I'm a retard.

Speaking of retards, don't you love that old office line--

Michael: You don't call a mentally handicapped person retarded. That would be insensitive. You call your friends retards when they're acting retarded.

Brilliant. I can't wait for the fourth season.