Some vital information regarding my life, in list format

1. I enjoy eating wings. My favorite place in Tucson? Long Wong's.

2. I am excited about Christmas, even though it is a long ways away. I don't know why people complain about Christmas starting too early. It could start in October for all I care!

3. This is a season of new relationships.

4. Do you realize The Office Season 4 is starting in two days? Holy Cow I am so excited. If only I could watch it with someone. Instead, I'll probably watch it with this guy named Louisville.

5. Most days, I wake up around 8. Some days later. Some days earlier.

6. California is pretty in places.

7. I am tired right now.

8. I spoke at NavNight on Friday...my buddy Bryce said he thinks that I am more of a teacher than a preacher. I enjoyed the whole experience.

Post-modern cuisine.

I thought this was interesting, mostly for the pictures of the food and the descriptions. Jane, you should hit it up, if you ever start dating a millionaire...

http://www.eugenewei.com/mtweblog/archives/002571.html

Arizona football--

Stinks.

So does my fantasy football team. Actually, it doesn't stink. But I lost by two points, because I put in Amani Toomer (5 points) instead of Deon Branch (12 points). I made that brilliant little substitution at 10 pm Saturday night. I'm a retard.

Speaking of retards, don't you love that old office line--

Michael: You don't call a mentally handicapped person retarded. That would be insensitive. You call your friends retards when they're acting retarded.

Brilliant. I can't wait for the fourth season.

A birthday

Today, a friend of mine turned 24. What a happy occasion that is!

So for her birthday, I purchased some items for her, to mark it. After all, one emerges from the womb of one's mother only once, and it is important to mark it with a large celebration, including candles, cake, etc.

So I sent her a box. Inside the box were several items wrapped in a periodical recently added to Rupert Murdoch's portfolio, which the MulletHouse receives for reasons we have yet to determine. These items included but were not limited to, a mxi cd (not a typo). There were others but they are for her to disclose should she choose, that is to say, not private, but I don't feel like listing them all.

She seemed honored, and of course my father sent her a birthday text, and also Jane as well, although I am not sure how they figured out her birthday.

Also, Mark wrote on her wall.